GALIFIANAKIS and FOX

September 20, 2010, 08:35
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I have had a crush on both Zach Galifianakis and Megan Fox now for some time. Both together makes me smile.

What a strange but entertaining dinner party would that be?

From the article in Interview Magazine that accompanied the fantastic photo spread of Megan like we’ve not seen her before (I love how stylized the accompanying photo spread is):

GALIFIANAKIS: So what’s your favorite color?

FOX: Green. What’s yours?

GALIFIANAKIS: Specifically, it’s olive green.

FOX: That’s really specific.

GALIFIANAKIS: Well, this isn’t how I chose my favorite color, but I read somewhere that smart people tend toward green. So that’s good for both of us. Do you color anything green because you like it? Are your walls painted green? Is your car green? And I don’t mean “eco” green — the color green.

FOX: No. I don’t have any green walls or cars or furniture at the moment. But if I’m going to draw a picture, I will usually go for the green crayon or colored pencil or marker.

GALIFIANAKIS: I have a green 1998 Subaru.

FOX: My dad drives a Subaru. I think it might be a Forester.

GALIFIANAKIS: The Forester is a very good car. It gets good gas mileage. Good for your dad. Now we’re getting somewhere. Just out of curiosity, what kind of toothpaste do you use?

FOX: I guess it kind of depends on where I last went grocery shopping. Crest Vivid White is a good toothpaste. But I also use Tom’s of Maine.

GALIFIANAKIS: Tom’s of Maine is what I use. I also use their condoms.

FOX: [Laughs] Are they eco-friendly?

GALIFIANAKIS: I just imagine these old grandma and grandpa people in Maine making condoms. “These are made out of rubber trees. . . .” [Fox laughs] Speaking of which, what is the tenderest moment you’ve ever had with one of your grandparents?

FOX: Most of my grandparents died when I was really young.

GALIFIANAKIS: Oh, I’m sorry.

Zach is the best interviewer, obviously. One of my faves, Zach and Natalie Portman:

and he is also a great at being interviewed with Showaltz.

and for the fun of it, his classic lip-sync to “You Bring Me Joy.”